I saw the movie with a resounding, "DOH!"

So last night I went to see that mecca time to see movies...the mid-night release! And of course what movie would have been released last night? That's right, none other then the Simpsons!!!

But here's the catch...your "movie experience" isn't just based off the movie itself...oh no no no. It's also based off of the theater you see it at and the service you are given for your cash deposit. Let me put it to you this way...the movie was supposed to start at 12 O'clock (well really 12:30am if your counting the previews), the movie for me didn't start until 1am (at the very least!) Why so late you are all asking? Because the theater (unbeknownst to me) is run by retarded brain dead monkeys (and trust me, I'm being kind with this statement)! The movie was either never in center (top half was the bottom half and the bottom half was the top half), when they turned off the projector to try and fix this problem the geniuses didn't pause the film, so when it came back on the movie was now further down the line...and after doing this dance about three times (after they had pissed off an entire room full of people) they FINALLY rewound the film (and of course rewound it so we had to watch the freaking previews again!). It was a complete disaster...Oh, and when they finally got it right, they left the house lights on half way through the damn movie.

In this kind of instance I would rather see the person(s) responsible get slapped around for a bit and then re-tarded an feathered then just get my money back. If you live in Southern California, never go to the cinemas 12 in Camarillo...save your brain being raped by retarded brain dead monkeys and go see it in a theater run by babies...at least you know you will have a better experience!

Oh and FYI...yeah, the Simpsons movie was freaking amazing and it was everything I could have hoped for!

"Why does everything I whip keep leaving me?" - Homer Simpson